God creating Harry Styles
God: Hey, how about we try to make a perfect human?
God: First, we need a whole lot of puberty
God: Now let's pour in some attractive..
God: Oops, there goes all of it, okay then
God: Lets throw all my singing angels in there too
God: Just a dash of awkward and some nerd
God: .. Maybe that was a little too much
God: Oh whatever
God: FUCK THERE GOES MY WHOLE CUP OF OLD MAN
God: Looks like this one is going to like golfing and listening to music older than he is
God: Let's stir it up to make his hair curly
God: How about making everything on his body disproportionate?
God: I think yes
God: Eenie, meanie, minie... green eyes, there we go
God: Maybe something to make people laugh too
God: *Gives penis nose*
God: *Gives two extra nipples*
God: Well I think I had too much fun there
Dear Fellow Directioners, If you wish to scroll past this, that is okay with me. But by reblogging this, you are promising to never give up on this fandom. Through the ups and downs, the rivalries, the fights. No matter how long you have been a fan, if you truly love the boys, and would do anything for them, I accept you. We have been together through Forever Young, What Makes You Beautiful, Gotta Be You, One Thing, Nickelodeon, The Brits, iCarly, the world tour. And we will continue to stick together as one through Madison Square Garden and beyond. I just want you all to know that I love you. Every single person who takes the times to read this message. And we all love the same five boys. These boys who will always have a place in our hearts, no matter where life takes us. This fandom is the greatest, kindest, wildest, fandom I have ever been a part of. You have any problems at all, no matter how personal, I assure you, any of us would love to chat. We are a true family. We are Directioners. Niall, Zayn, Louis, Liam, and Harry, for some of us, are the reason we are still breathing, the reason we are still alive today. If I could say one thing to my favorite boys, I would say this: Thank you, for being you.
His smile makes me fuzzy and warm inside
His eyes make me melt
His lips are like a magnet that are attracted to mine
His hair makes is like fire that makes me warm
He is all mine
And I love him